How do you cook a steak?

I was just wondering 'cause I got a surprise call from Satan! He said he's gonna come over for a little getaway and visit me! Heaven's changed so much since he left, so many more people, I even decorated my living room. I thought it would be nice to fry up a nice steak for him, perhaps on the Bar B... ? Please help! I don't know what to do! Should I make a quick salad too? I also bought him a nice necklace, is that too much?